life is a shopping bag that checks your spelling, is laced with vodka and glows with an eerie green light.
the universe is a biro that sings comical songs, remembers your personal preferences and can only be operated by a trained professional.
(and)
everything is a biro! It is audible only to dogs!
так-то вот.
пошёл сюда, сделал вид что пишу на заборе. отгадайте X, Y и Z.
X is like a normal burglar alarm, but it cures all known illnesses.
Y is a credit card that loves children and boosts self-confidence.
Z is a video recorder that self-replicates and can play the trumpet.
автору фиговины полагается поставить памятник. поющий, сбивающий вертолёты и производящий кошачьи витамины.
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